The Procrastinator's Creed

I believe that if anything is worth doing,
it would have been done already

I shall never move quickly,
except to avoid more work or find excuses

I will never rush into a job
without a lifetime of consideration

I shall meet all of my deadlines directly in proportion
to the amount of bodily injury I could expect to receive
from missing them

I truly believe that all deadlines are unreasonable
regardless of the amount of time given

If at first I don't succeed,
there is always next year

I shall always decide not to decide,
unless of course I decide to change my mind

I shall always begin, start, initiate, take the first step,
and/or write the first word,
when I get around to it

I will never put off to tomorrow
what I can forget about forever



  posted by Tyria @ 13:56