"In grammar school they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fairy tale. In the university they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fact!" -Ron Carlson
While at the zoo, you go through a walk-through aviary. As you enter, you see a bird sitting on the railing next to the sidewalk. It appears to have little fear of humans. You:
a) run at it yelling and waving your hands
b) pet the bird
c) keep a respectful distance; only close enough to get a good look and pictures
If you answered a or b, please remove yourself to the nearest mental institution and ask for a straightjacket and a babysitter. You do not have the intelligence of a naked mole rat on acid and shouldn't be out in public by yourself. If you answered c, congratulations, you are smarter than the average wombat. You have my permission to slap the next person you see acting stupid on zoo grounds (including stupid food service employees who don't know how to give change).
