"In grammar school they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fairy tale. In the university they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fact!" -Ron Carlson
Well I guess hell must've finally frozen over, and I'm positive pigs can now fly....
Yes, that's right, the impossible happened. I got a JOB. Visitor Assistance Officer at the Zoo. Yeah, it's working with the public, but at least it's not the theater. And it's not selling anything. And I might get to see my sister once in a while since she works there too, selling tickets. At any rate, it's money, wahoo. Orientation's Monday, first day is Tuesday. May the Force be with me.
