"In grammar school they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fairy tale. In the university they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fact!" -Ron Carlson
The next door neighbors are having some kind of party involving about 75,000 screaming children. I swear one kid yelled "Daddee! Daddee! Daddee!" nonstop for at least 20 minutes. The adults aren't much quieter. Where is my Ritalin gun when I need it?
