"In grammar school they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fairy tale. In the university they taught me that a frog turning into a prince was a fact!" -Ron Carlson
And lo, the party did break up. The screeching demon-children did go home with their parents and peace was restored to the neighborhood, and there was much rejoicing. And Tyria did manage to finish her paper on Hamlet. And Tyria did mark this most joyous occaision by signing over her paycheck to Buy.com and ordering the Farscape 3.1 DVD.